I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
This is my gift to your gina
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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