i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Randomize
