Buhtt sex?
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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