Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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