Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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