does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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