he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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