i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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