do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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