Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
accomplished twins. life is a go
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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