So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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