I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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