Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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