I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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