I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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