you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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