we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
Randomize
