these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
We need a shit load of segways right now
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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