Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
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