i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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