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• (510): View more from California

  called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?

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  you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  This guy has a retainer. We're golden.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  you really are a gigantic fucking slut.

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  sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text

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  it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?

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• (406): View more from Montana

  she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy

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  Nevermind. Totally worth it.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level

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• (718): View more from New York

  I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!

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• (206): View more from Washington

  please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are

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• (607): View more from New York

  And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)

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