would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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