we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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