no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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