OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
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