I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
