So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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