I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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