i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
As shirtless as possible
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
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