Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
i drank out of a bidet.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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