your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
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