Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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