My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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