In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Randomize
