I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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