im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
