what if I'm pregnant?
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there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
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