U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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