no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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