I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
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