You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Randomize
