My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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