Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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