im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
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