he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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