You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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