The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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