That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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