Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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