Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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