so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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