the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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