They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Randomize
