i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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