My nipple is on Facebook.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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