guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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